Plot[]
James is kidnapped by a guy named Alex and is forced to act girly.
Transcript[]
James: What a lovely day for being a survival guy living in the streets.
Random guy: How is that good at any time?!
James: In case I die or something. I can't be robbed if I have no possesions. Now get out of people's buisness, (in Ganon's voice) Or else you will die!!
Random guy: AHHH! (runs away)
James: (normal voice) I'm bored.
Alex: I'm Alex. Wanna bag?
James: No.
Alex: Why not.
James: Because it is pointless to me.
Alex: Have it your way then. (stuffs James into a bag)
An hour later, James wakes up in a crib with baby girl clothes on.
Alex: You are my new baby daughter.
James: What?
Alex: Because when I kidnap someone, I play roleplay then let them go.
James: You kidnapped me to pretend I'm a baby girl?
Alex: Yes! Every month is a year. Now act the age you are.
James: But, I'm a male adult, not a baby girl!
Alex: Act the age you are!
Montage of James "growing up". Montage stops when James wakes up in different clothes.
Alex: You are now a teenage girl. Now go and get a training bra on.
James: Oh no!
5 months later,
Alex: You are now a woman. Congrats!
James: Can you let me go and can I stop using this girl voice?
Alex: It is your new voice.
James: What?
Alex: In your sleep, I used my laser to change you into a girl, physiclly!
James: On no!
James wakes up to his room.
James: Oh thank God it was a dream!
Phillis (James's wife) I want to sign you up for a roleplay program and be a girl.
James: (runs off)
James wakes up.
Alex: You passed out on the floor.
James: Am I really a girl?
Alex: No! I was kidding!
James: Am I free to leave now?
Phillis: Yes.
Alex: It was a roleplay program.
James: Why did you do this Phillis?!
Phillis: You needed to feel what being a girl was like!
James: For 18 months?! (faints)
Phillis: I'll load him into the car.
The End